La vie de rêve
By Balamou - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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je suis l'auteur de la VDM, pour commencé vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! j'ai remarquer quelques débats par rapport à la compréhension... j'ai véritablement été enfermée dehors pas ma copine jusqu'à ce qu'elle ait finit ça petite affaire, elle s'est rendue compte de son erreur une fois m'avoir ouvert en m'expliquant que la porte des toilettes, elle, l'était restée ! dans l'espoir d'avoir pu éclairer certains !
By Ranou04 - 05/10/2015 22:14 - France - Paris
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteure de la Vie de merde. Pour répondre à vos questions : - Il est intelligent, j'ai mis que quelques adjectifs pour ne pas alourdir la vie de merde. Mais il a des centaines de qualités. - Il l'a fait avant que le film sorte et il a une signification pour lui (pas de pari, de beuverie...). - Il a d'autres tatouages dans le meme style et ca lui va à merveille car ca correspond à sa personnalité. - Je suis passée outre le tatouage et ça fait 6 mois que l'on est ensemble !! Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait rire !