Tartine
By SashaRichester - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rennes
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
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By SashaRichester - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rennes
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By ÉlémentaireMonCherWaston - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Aaricianne - 28/03/2018 10:42
Les élèves ont 8 ans... On peut les pardonner.. En tout cas, j'ai bien rigolé. Si vous voulez me proposer des mots insolites à caser dans mes prochains cours, ça peut se faire.. ;)
By joa12 - 10/10/2009 02:47
By shivers - 12/10/2009 15:40
On ne ponce pas un mur plat. C'est pour se retrouver avec des irrégularités, des petites vagues dans le mur... La peinture que mon patron a acheté était de mauvaise qualité : même en recouvrant les dessins de couches de peinture, on voyait toujours des reflets. La prochaine fois, un petit produit chimique et j'enlèverai le plus gros... Je ne suis qu'apprenti.
By pierrot145 - 14/10/2009 14:44
By McGo - 23/10/2009 16:37
By Azerty89 - 04/11/2009 15:14
By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 09/11/2009 17:54
By Lauriane - 10/11/2009 08:15
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D