Le pire de tous
By Anonyme - 24/09/2013 16:27 - France - Francheville
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonyme - 24/09/2013 16:27 - France - Francheville
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By Nym2201 - 30/09/2013 21:17 - France - Castelginest
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Gerpinnes
By Mister cocu - 03/10/2013 14:37 - France
By Pétophile du soir bonsoir - 04/10/2013 17:13 - France
By christophe - 10/10/2013 03:15 - France
By Claire - 10/10/2013 05:45 - France - Aix-en-provence
By huhu - 18/10/2013 06:09 - Canada - Toronto
By kylian - 23/10/2013 21:38 - France - Cherbourg
By GNE - 27/10/2013 08:13 - France - Anglet
By pasdechance - 27/10/2013 16:30 - France - Le Torquesne
By Lagaffe - 30/10/2013 01:13 - France - Paris
By Mouztic - 02/11/2013 21:27 - France - Blanquefort
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors tout d'abord, pour préciser, certains des bonbons avaient des papiers (ouf) mais d'autres non (brutal). J'avoue que ça m'a carrément dégoûté et que j'ai bien mémorisé les bonbons qu'il nous avait passé pour être de sur ne pas les manger. Sur le coup on a vraiment trouvé ça dégoûtant mais maintenant qu'on y pense on trouve ça drôle (même si niveau hygiène on peut difficilement faire pire). Voilaaa ! :)
By azertylover - 02/11/2013 22:26 - France - Versailles
By yeuxdansledos - 04/11/2013 04:02 - France - Loud
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By SOso - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Pessac
By Coq_Jaune - 27/01/2014 23:13 - France - Asni
By Night_trottoire - 15/03/2014 12:20 - France - Malakoff
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !