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By Branleurdu34 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By Branleurdu34 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By Ju_Moea - 18/03/2013 22:35 - France
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)
By nongrata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Leyr
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By anzelis - 20/03/2013 21:16 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour compléter cette VDM, je travaille tard la semaine et je ne pouvais voir mon ex que le week-end. Mais il avait peu de temps à me consacrer le weekend. Nous étions en froid depuis qu'il avait pris tout un weekend pour aller au ski, sans moi. Ce dîner devait nous permettre de remettre les choses à zéro je pensais, et je m'étais battue pour avoir ma soirée de la Saint Valentin de libre. Mais ce soir là, il n'est pas venu, il n'avait pas réservé au restaurant et il a prétendu avoir oublié notre rendez-vous alors que c'était son idée. C'était la soirée de trop. J'ai été naïve 2 fois, je le reconnais. Je serais plus vigilante maintenant.