Plouf.

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  • , Belgique
  • 34 years-old
  • Thursday 27 August 1992
  • In a relationship

About Plouf.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

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It's in the can!

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50 favorites

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Beginner

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Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

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Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Socialite

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

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I liked to the power of 20

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Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Plouf.'s favorite FMLs

kaninette tells us more.

kaninette 3

Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis encore toute euphorique de la voir publiée! Alors pour ce qui est de l'anecdote, j'ai été plutôt surprise quand cette femme s'est déshabillée mais j'ai été très professionnelle pour entamer le maillot. Ce n'est qu'à la fin que j'ai du lui demander d'enlever son "bijou" si elle voulait que je fasse le sillon inter fessier. Elle m'a dit poliment que ce n'était pas la peine et OUF, parce que j'étais tellement concentrée a lui demander sans éclater de rire que je n'avais pas vraiment songé a la façon dont ça aurait pu se passer... Je n'ai pas posé de questions donc désolée pour les curieux qui se demandent pourquoi elle avait ça, personnellement j'ai pensé qu'elle était peut être pudique et ne voulait pas montrer son anus, peut être fait elle aussi ça chez le gynécologue? Pour la petite histoire, sachez que cela m'est arrivé il y a quelques temps, et c'est mon homme qui m'y a fait penser récemment: il est kiné et m'a lu une anecdote d'une collègue (trouvée sur un site) racontant qu'elle avait du demander a un monsieur de 56 ans d'enlever son bijou d'anus pour pouvoir y mettre une sonde pour la rééducation... Je me suis sentie moins seule, et j'ai décidé de partager ce petit moment ici. Encore merci de m'avoir validée!!

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Nom_de_Zeus 27

Bonjour/ bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM! Tout d'abord merci beaucoup d'avoir publié mon anecdote, cette surprise a littéralement ensoleillé ma journée ! Nombreux sont les commentaires qui m'ont fait rire ! Comme la plupart l'ont justement deviné, il s'agit bien de la célèbre chanson "Wrecking Ball" dans laquelle notre chère Miley vagabonde joyeusement sur son boulet de chantier ! Alors, pour ceux qui se demandent comment j'ai pu, oh sacrilège, reconnaitre cette chanson, c'est assez simple : étant donné le fait que le titre soit passé sur toutes les radios pendant un moment, et que j'ai un bon (voir très bon hihi) niveau d'anglais, le fait qu'il s'agisse d'une traduction m'a tout de suite sauté aux yeux! De plus, quand vous avez "je suis arrivée comme un boulet de destruction" une dizaine de fois, y'a des chances pour que ce soit un refrain haha. Bref, pour mon ami, j'ai fini par lui dire, hilare mais aussi très chagrinée/gênée pour lui. Et au final, je crois que ça l'a aidé à relativiser au sujet de cette fille, qui effectivement, manquait quelque peu d'originalité ! Voilà, en espérant vous avoir éclairé ! Merci encore! :)