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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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See, one of you was right.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Déjà, merci pour les conseils, à toutes et à tous. Merci aussi pour les remarques plus perfides, j'admets volontiers que j'ai parfois besoin d'un coup de pied au cul. :D Et si je suis du genre à prévoir beaucoup de choses, étudier les possibilités, préparer mes répliques ou mes actions, je constate que certains ont des plans encore plus tordus (quoi que...) que les miens ! D'habitude ça fonctionne (globalement), mais c'est en face d'elle que je perds tous mes moyens... Et mes mots, donc. J'ai pas trop confiance en moi à la base, mais là, impossible de la regarder si elle a les yeux sur moi, c'est à dire souvent; je devrais prendre ça comme un compliment, et lui rendre son regard, mais je fais l'inverse. Au final, je lui fais passer le message inverse de celui que je voudrais... ... Mais bon, faut que je surmonte ça. Je sais pas encore comment, mais j'ai pas envie d'aller acheter mes Pim's un jour et qu'elle ne soit plus là. J'essayerai de vous tenir au courant. :D