JordanODST

About Jordanodst

The Deathbat is my spirit animal, proud Ravenclaw, House Stark, Winchester family associate. I like dumb shit. Message me, and we can like dumb shit together.

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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

90%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Jordanodst's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it