Chienne de vie
By Ambiance - 12/01/2016 06:06 - France - Saint-rémy-sur-avre
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By Ambiance - 12/01/2016 06:06 - France - Saint-rémy-sur-avre
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et oui, je suis geek, et mon neveu un casse-pied^^ en fait, comme tous les enfants, il pose des questions sur tout, par habitude, mais ne s'intéresse pas à la réponse... enfin pour une fois que j'avais la réponse...^^
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Bon, j'avoue j'ai un peu triché, c'était pas vraiment aujourd'hui (il y a deux ans) et c'était pas vraiment moi dans l'histoire, mais toujours est il que ça ne change rien au comique de la chose. Pour tous ceux qui pensent que la blague vient de leur lycée, j'en sais trop rien à vrai dire, mais bon une chose est sûre c'est que dans le mien elle a été faite il y a plus de deux ans, reste à voir si mon pote qui l'a lancée en est vraiment l'auteur. Ceci dit, bien sûr que mon pseudo correspond à mon vrai nom, quelle question !
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Je ne sais vraiment pas d'où ça m'est venu, parce que mes légumes ne vont jamais ailleurs que dans le frigo ou dans mon assiette ! On va dire que je fais des associations d'idées un peu bizarres...
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By SgK - 17/06/2009 10:16
Bonjour, C'est la consécration ma VDM publiée ! Alors pour éviter une guéguerre des sexes, je vais préciser l'histoire : Ma fille est fibulanophobe. c'est un joli mot savant pour dire qu'elle a peur des boutons. Ni elle, ni moi n'avions vu en l'achetant que la robe en question avait un (horrible) bouton en déco ! Ma fille qui se faisait une joie de mettre une nouvelle jolie robe s'est donc retrouvée paralysée et en pleurs (de déception autant que de peur). Ai enlevé le fameux bouton, mais elle se souvenait qu'il avait été là et n'a jamais voulu porter la robe qui est partie chez la cousine... Ce jour là, elle a fini par accepter de porter autre chose. Quand à mon fils... l'idée de l'envoyer à l'école en robe m'a parue risquée ! J'avoue ne pas avoir pensé que vous imagineriez que je voulais forcer l'un ou l'autre à se vétir comme "moi" je le souhaitais... On voit que vous ne connaissez pas mes enfants !!!