About Linoanne
Amie des bêtes à plumes et à poils, j'ai une véritable petite ménagerie constituée de 3 chats (environ 30% de mes vdms non publiées), une chienne, Une méga lapine géante des Flandres et un poulailler avec 11 poules, 2 coqs et un couple de canards coureurs indiens! J'ai aussi 2 filles (6 ans et un mois) et un chéwi que j'adore, quand je trouve le temps et qu'il y a la lumière adéquate je peint ou dessine^^ Ultra phobique des chenilles, la campagne au printemps et en été est mon chemin de croix, mon radar à chenilles est en alerte maximale et mes pieds prêts à décamper au moindre signe du vers poilus rampant! Grâce à VDM je sais que je ne suis pas la seule, alléluia! je miaoute tout ceux qui ont des minous dans leurs photos de profils parce que j'aime les chats pis c'est comme ça et pis c'est comme ça! :P >^..^< (Bon ça marche aussi avec les autres animaux! lol)
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    2%
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    4%
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    8%
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    90%
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    82%
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
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    1%
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    90%
  • The return of the thumb

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    41%
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Linoanne's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, j'écris à mon amie sur MSN, et c'est sa colocataire sur son compte qui me répond : "dsl c'est pas Marie elle est chez son copain." J'ai bien cherché, elle n'est pas chez moi. VDM

By Icy / Sunday 3 February 2008 18:40 / France
By Mamypicsou - / Tuesday 30 August 2016 16:20 / France - Louviers
By freezecat / Thursday 25 August 2016 02:41 / France - Fresnes-sur-escaut
By MerciGM - / Monday 13 June 2016 02:24 / France
By anonyme / Thursday 21 April 2016 11:16 / France - Antibes