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By donnelapapatte - 19/04/2011 09:34 - France
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By donnelapapatte - 19/04/2011 09:34 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Lespagnolette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Espagne
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By Cendrillonne - 30/04/2012 11:47 - France - Pau
By floyd_1992 - 20/05/2012 17:30 - Belgique - Anderlues
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)
By bala02 - 16/08/2012 17:12 - États-Unis - Leavenworth
By EvilCat - 09/09/2012 11:18 - France - Dettwiller
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By Enviepressante - 11/09/2012 19:35 - France - Ach
By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
By VIP - 04/10/2012 16:04 - France - Marseille
By MamieBlues - 30/10/2012 11:43 - France - Septeuil
Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...