By Gomaar - 09/03/2013 11:01 - France
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Kezak's favorite FMLs
L'ordure
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Au pied de la lettre
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Futfut
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Petit con
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Le cauchemar
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Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D
Pin pon pin pon
By choupihead - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Marc - 12/03/2013 21:17 - Belgique - Mons
By Cocu. - 13/03/2013 12:24 - France - Saint-raphael
OK boomer
By Totor le taureau - 13/03/2013 14:39 - France - Lille
Shoetown
By zovivoz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By oups - 13/03/2013 18:15 - France - Serris
Pour remettre les choses à leur place, vu la déviation de cette VDM, je ne douche plus ma fille depuis longtemps: je suis là en surveillance et surtout, je suis là pour qu'elle se bouge parce le soir en semaine, on connaît tous cela, il y a la douche, avant il y a eu les devoirs, après il y a le repas, tout cela multiplié par 3 n'enfants ;)