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By Waked - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Waked - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By ATLooow - 15/04/2014 18:36 - Suisse - Jona
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, qui est en fait arrivée à mes cousins (mais comme on le sait le discours à la première personne crée plus d'empathie). Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils sont géniaux :') Pour les précisions, ils ont été informés du cambriolage par nos grands-parents alors que ces derniers se rendaient chez eux pour s'occuper du jardin et du courrier. Ils ont donc décidé de rentrer, pour sécuriser la maison et pour pouvoir déclarer le vol. Ils ont roulé toute la journée et le soir, avec la fatigue ils ont préféré passer la nuit sur une aire d'autoroute, dans leur camping-car, ce qui n'est pas, je vous l'accorde, l'endroit le plus sécurisé qui soit. Ils ont entendu des bruits, mais le temps qu'ils se réveillent, il était trop tard. Porte-monnaie et appareils photos avaient disparus. Être sans le sou sur les autoroutes françaises, c'est plutôt embêtant, c'est pourquoi un noble chevalier qui a eu pitié de leur situation leur a offert 100 euros afin qu'ils puissent terminer leur voyage. La définition même des Vacances De Merde!
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By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !