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By Miyna - 09/02/2013 15:52 - France - Le Chambon-feugerolles
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By Miyna - 09/02/2013 15:52 - France - Le Chambon-feugerolles
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ayant eu un compte dont j'ai perdu le mot de passe je doute que la véracité de mes propos ne puissent aisément être prouvée.. Breeef. Il se trouve que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à voir ma VDM sur le site (Oui, j'ai du retard, je sais). J'ai vraiment bien rit en lisant vos commentaires. Il se trouve que mes parents étaient encore ensemble au moment des faits et que NON, la Voisine n'est pas ma Mère.. Breef, mon père nous a avoué ça au 3° mois de grossesse de notre chère voisine, ma mère l'a très mal vécu et l'a mis à la porte. (Étonnant ?) Mais au final je crois que la plus grosse VDM revient à mon père, ma mère l'a quitté et l'enfant n'est en fait pas de lui. (Physiquement parlant pour le bambin, c'est IMPOSSIBLE. ) Quand vous parliez de "maison de passe" .. M'enfin il se trouve que depuis deux mois ma mère a laissé une deuxième chance à mon père et nous avons.. Déménagé. Dans un trou paumé, sans voisin(e)s.. Hasard ? XD
By Anonyme - 02/07/2013 13:41 - Belgique
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Soultz
Hey !! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM !! Vos commentaires mon bien fait rire ^^ Pour l'histoire, je n'étais pas le premier de la colonne, mais le troisième. Du coup, tout mes collègues ne m'ont pas vues tombé mais ils ont tous entendu le bruit de mon front contre le montant de porte x) Et pour rassurer tout le monde, la litière était remplie d'urine de chat... Ce n'est qu’après l'interpellation du bonhomme que nous sommes tous parties dans un fou rire dur a contrôler :D Toute cette histoire c'est bien terminé (pour nous en tout cas) mais j'ai toujours du mal à me débarrasser de cette odeur insupportable et de toute ces moqueries de mes collègues !! Mais elles me font bien rire quand même :D