jake
Sydney, Australia
Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML
715chiefs
Mr Kansas City, United States 30 years-old Single
not a dick-man
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML