En veilleuse
By chris - 13/10/2009 10:11
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By chris - 13/10/2009 10:11
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By aelia_oups - 16/12/2009 20:39
alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !
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By rocker91 - 10/07/2011 22:08 - France
quand je dis qu'on a passé la nuit ensemble, je veux dire dans le même lit, je vais pas vous faire un dessin ... a ce moment la elle avait pas de mec, apres on est resté en contact (sms, facebook) et y avait pas d'ambiguité quand au motif de ma venue ... bon après comme je suis un mec cool ça c'est plutot bien passé et on est de bons amis mais sur le coup j'avais bien les boules quand même ... c'est la (ma) vie (de merde)
By BouitBouit - 10/07/2011 22:52 - France
En fait, c'est arrivé à ma copine Sabine mais je l'ai raconté à mon compte cette anecdote... Elle est coutumière du fait... à vrai dire, son amie la connaissant bien a rigolé à sa remarque et ne s'est pas formalisée...