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La bonne blague
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Coucou, effectivement ce n'était qu'une blague, mais se faire réveiller d'un coup en pleine nuit, avec ma soeur qui me gueule que c'est la fin du monde en faisant bouger le lit, oui ça fait pleurer.
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)
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Je ne pensais pas que ma VDM serait validée! Vos commentaires m'ont beaucoup fait rire! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je n'ai aucune tendance zoophile! J'ai juste connu une période désertique et là j'ai un nouveau copain avec qui il ne s'est encore rien passé...alors, j'ai les hormones qui s'affolent! mdrr Merci à ceux qui m'ont proposé leurs services ou des sites genre pompierenchaleur.com mais ça ira très bien pour moi! x) Pour la petite anecdote, j'étais perdue dans mes pensées, et en zappant sur "l'amour est dans le pré" (bravo à ceux qui l'ont deviné! lol) je me suis dis : " Tiens, j'ai bien envie de me faire brouter moi..." La débilité de ma pensée m'a tellement fait rire que je me suis dis que ça valait bien une VDM! Bref, je vous rassure, je n'ai aucune envie de me faire brouter par une vache ou d'un déguisement animalier! mdr. Mon homme me suffira! :p