By nosexinjob - 17/09/2011 14:04 - France
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By nosexinjob - 17/09/2011 14:04 - France
By Francis06 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By woopsie - 21/10/2011 11:48 - Allemagne
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By dysto - 27/12/2011 17:07 - France
Parce que pour son boulot elle devait se doter d'un portable avec accès à internet !
By Anne Onyme - 08/01/2012 23:26 - France
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By Apobil - 15/01/2012 10:22 - France
Petite précision pour les gens qui pensent que je devrais me mettre au régime, je précise que je fais 1m64 pour 58 kg... Même si je suis pas là de poser dans des magazines de mode, je suis vraiment pas à me plaindre au niveau de mon poids !!! 3 solutions s'offrent donc à moi: il a été méchant gratuitement, il aimerait que je perde les 2kg pris pendant les fêtes, ou alors il n'aime VRAIMENT PAS cette chanson...! En tout cas, ça nous a permis un bon fou rire (je suis pas [trop] rancunière) et une VDM validée ! ;)
By bobby - 19/01/2012 20:47 - France
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By Babelli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !
By Masterchef - 15/02/2012 16:39 - France
Tant d’excitation ... J'ai commencé le livre c'est très intéressant!