boer

Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

22%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Boer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BadBreath - / Thursday 9 April 2009 03:43 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Consolation prize

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

One more and it's business time