By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States 4 3 3 61 Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 71 613 You deserved it 9 373 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States 0 0 6 67 Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML I agree, your life sucks 488 You deserved it 143 Tweet Share