By jezucri - 03/02/2009 14:58
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J'aime bien mes copains, la musique et être déguisé en banane.
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T'as rien vu, compris ?
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By Fivebarrel'sman - 04/08/2009 22:22
Fivebarrel'sman tells us more.
Ahah, je viens de retomber par hasard sur cette VDM que j'avais posté il y a trois ans, je ne me rappelais même plus l'avoir écrite! (Je ne sais pas si le fait que j'en sois l'auteur va être mis en avant car je n'avais à ce moment là pas mon compte actuel). Je vois que pas mal de personnes ont pris cette VDM très au sérieux; il s'agissait bien évidemment d'une plaisanterie. Disons que mon père avait simplement un humour à froid très cynique, et que c'était pas toujours facile de savoir si c'était du lard ou du cochon!
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Je vous ai vus !
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Oulalala je ne pensais vraiment pas déclencher une telle polémique en écrivant cette anecdote. Pour information, je portais un débardeur classique, et j'ai juste de la poitrine... Ca s'arrête la, je sais encore etre décente quand je garde des petits =) Et c'est bien la réponse du tac au tac du gamin qui me fait dire VDM !
By Severinecoquine - 14/11/2009 11:30
Bien joué
By Twin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).