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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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By zerom - 22/07/2011 11:57 - Reserved
J'imagine que la majorité des TLBM viennent du montant du pari :) - J'étais sûr de mon coup, donc, au lieu de parier 5€, j'ai cru pouvoir me faire un joli paquet. - En gros, mon frère ou moi, ça reste dans la famille, ça reste l'argent que les parents veulent bien nous donner. - Le débat est toujours en cours, je persiste, OUI ce sont des "véhicules" mais ce n'est pas une couleur CHOISIE. - C'est mon frère. Il me fera une reconnaissance de dette. Et je suivrai l'exemple de la Grèce.
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*