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By Shigure - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Monsieur Loose - 09/12/2011 13:24 - Suisse
Je ne peux pas le déplacer, l'arbre à chat ;_; Si c'était que ça, je l'aurai fait. Mais quand on vit sous les combles, bah on met son matos du côté où le toit le permet. Et comme dit, ça me fait un repérage. C'est plus sympa que la croix gravée dans le sol XD (Mais quand j'ai un coup de fil du boulot, je jarte le chat depuis le coup des ronrons. Mais là, je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'il me mettre son as de pique à 2cm du nez...)