Le cul
By hé merde - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By hé merde - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By minipink - 08/05/2012 11:26 - France - Saint-maurice-l'exil
By tom - 08/05/2012 13:37 - France - Belfort
By arnodb - 09/05/2012 18:50 - Belgique - Grez-doiceau
By Anonyme - 10/05/2012 11:54 - France - Nanterre
By Xyo - 10/05/2012 13:12 - Irlande
By Wombat3000 - 11/05/2012 22:13 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
By infirmière - 13/05/2012 21:21 - France - Villebret
By didoudidine - 13/05/2012 22:55
By natouuuyyy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By eowine - 15/05/2012 05:45 - France - Malakoff
By palupapris - 15/05/2012 09:11 - France - Villiers-le-bel
By JoRedWhale - 15/05/2012 12:10 - France - Capdenac-gare
Bonjour, c'est moi qui ai posté la VDM. Cette histoire m'est arrivée quand j'avais 18 ans, je venais juste de rentrer en France pour mes études. Ma mère, restée à l'étranger, touchait des aides pour moi de la part du ministère des Affaires Etrangères, et pour cela elle m'avait demandé de lui envoyer un certificat du CROUS et un autre de la CAF pour prouver que je ne touchais ni bourses étudiantes, ni allocations. Je n'ai eu aucun soucis avec le CROUS, mais avec la CAF, cette petite comédie a duré prés d'1/2 heure, et ils ont finit par faire descendre un responsable, qui a fait descendre un autre responsable, qui m'a signé un pauvre papier photocopié en soupirant.....
By Anonyme - 15/05/2012 16:20 - France - Malakoff
By elarakotoko - 16/05/2012 11:47 - France - Orvault
olalala ma VDM a été publié :) Je pense effectivement que mon cher prof de droit pensait à François Hollande, le cas pratique faisant aussi référence à une certaine Angela de nationalité allemande...
By Anonyme - 16/05/2012 16:54 - France
By flamandrose - 16/05/2012 18:46 - France - Baulon
By rion - 16/05/2012 22:21 - Sénégal
By Anonyme - 17/05/2012 18:52 - France - Puylaurens
By Emma5497 - 18/05/2012 16:50 - France - Coussey
Wouhou, une VDM publié, j'ai plus qu'à être quoté sur DTC et je peux mourir tranquille :D Sinon pour répondre à tous vos commentaires (je suis déçu d'ailleurs, j'ai même pas eu le droit à un jeu de mot aha) : Non je n'ai pas choisis ma colocation et je ne savais pas qu'il y avait deux Français. Non je ne bosse pas uniquement avec mon patron (encore heureux), mais une bonne partie des échanges (quasi la moitié) se font en français dans la boite. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, comme vous me l'avez tous conseillé (j'admire cette vision unanime de l'irlande d'ailleurs) je passe la plupart de mes soirées dans les pubs, avec (presque) aucun français, et après la 4eme guiness je suis bilingue !