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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je réagis avec beaucoup de retard, désolée ! (Les études prennent du temps) En tout cas, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Alors, quelques éclaircissements sur cette VDM. Non, je ne suis pas une boule au sens propre du terme ! Je mesure 1m57 et ma soeur 1m55. J'ai toujours été plus lourde qu'elle et au moment où j'ai écrit la VDM, elle était enceinte de 4 mois (de jumelles, qui sont nées et se portent à merveille) et elle pesait donc mon poids actuel : 55kilos. Et ma famille m'a tellement noyée de p'tites réflexions à ce sujet que j'ai décidé de poster la VDM ! voilà, vous savez tout ! Mille mercis pour vos commentaires, on en rit encore !