By Djodjow - 22/01/2013 17:34 - France - Paris
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By oua - 22/01/2013 14:39 - France
Schadenfreude
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debenz tells us more.
By iphoune - 23/01/2013 21:31 - France - N
iphoune tells us more.
Salut, c'est l'auteur (je me suis inscrit après avoir posté, j'sais pas ce que va donner...). Je tenais simplement à préciser - si besoin était - que mon père n'a pas de vibromasseur, et que ma copine ne connaissait pas son nom avant de nommer son petit compagnon... Pour ce qui est des allégations relatives à son insatisfaction (de ma copine, pas du petit compagnon), ce n'est pas parce qu'on se masturbe qu'on ne s'éclate pas au lit. Personnellement, être en couple ne m'a jamais empêché de me branler.
C'est long
By RolexFranz - 24/01/2013 11:26 - Suisse - Schnottwil
Précis
By Mickey - 24/01/2013 19:41 - France - Lyon
In the army now
By inconnuA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Chomage Duree Indertermine - 25/01/2013 03:06 - France - Rosny-sous-bois
By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
By Le-montagnard - 23/07/2013 17:07 - France - Gombergean
By jack - 27/01/2013 12:47 - France - Saint-alban-de-montbel
Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By parasol11 - 28/01/2013 21:11 - France - La Courneuve
Technique un peu brutale, quand même…
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Il y a encore du chemin à faire…
By Assistante - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!