2pas_sage

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  • Grenoble, France
  • 38 years-old
  • Monday 30 May 1988
  • In a relationship

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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I never take things to heart

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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Judgmental

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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The thumb strikes back

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The rules are the rules

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

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The return of the thumb

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Ju_Moea 14

Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)

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gbsgoescrazy 9

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :)) Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée et encore moins qu'elle déchaînerai les passions comme elle l'a fait, hahaha, mais bon ça m'a bien fait rigoler de lire tout vos commentaires, donc merci ! J'étais loin d'imaginer autant de réactions! certaines drôles, d'autres farfelues et parfois carrément flippantes :))! Pour en rassurer certains, oui j'ai fait ça qu'une seule fois, et non je ne me shoot pas au sirop contre la toux hahaa !! Pour en faire taire d'autres, je ne m'apitoie pas sur mon sort, j'ai juste trouver ça très drôle d'innover un peu! :)). Je suis accro au thé et j'aime mon thé sucré ouiiiii très sucré et hier matin, mon frigo était plus vide que vide donc plutôt que d'aller en acheter, j'ai fait avec ce que j'avais sous la main hehe! Et ce produit de substitution n'étant que ponctuel, ce n'est pas trop grave d'en avoir utiliser un peu, même s'il ai vrai qu'il est plus cher que le sucre. En tout cas mon thé était délicieux, légèrement aromatisé à la fraise même! voilaaaaaaa, bonne chance a tout les étudiants que vous soyez fauchés ou non!!