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By UledMaster - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By UledMaster - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By charlinemg - 16/12/2013 19:18 - France
Salut les petits gourmands ! Je suis l'éditrice de cette VDM et tenais, contre toute attente, à rendre compte de cette fabuleuse recherche, qui m'a value le moment le plus gênant de ma vie !
By Femme...de-menage - 16/12/2013 21:33 - France - Lyon
By HakunaMatata - 17/12/2013 15:48 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 17/12/2013 23:47 - France
By le lémurien - 19/12/2013 01:07 - France - Pontivy
By peagiste - 19/12/2013 14:54 - France
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, et j'avoue avoir été assez surprise des nombreuses réactions ! :) Donc, je me suis dis que j'allais clarifier un peu l'histoire, juste parce qu'elle est quand même drôle, aujourd'hui que j'ai du recul dessus. En fait, cet VDM m'est arrivée il y a un peu plus d'un an, avec un bon ami d'enfance sur lequel j'avais toujours craqué, et que j'avais fini par complètement idéaliser. Comme il avait déménagé pour ses études, on s'était perdu de vue pendant un certain temps, et ce jour là, on se revoyait pour la première fois. En bonne romantique que je suis, j'avais vu dans ses retrouvailles un signe du destin qui nous réunissait pour vivre notre happy ever after, et j'étais vraiment arrivée à son appartement pleine d'espoir. Pour la petite histoire, il m'a fallut un certain temps pour comprendre que l'homme qui m'avait ouvert la porte était son chéri et pas son coloc ou je sais pas qui, et une fois la surprise et le choc (puis aussi un peu la honte d'avoir été aussi puérile) passée, on a discuté puis tout s'est bien passé. Bon, je vais être honnête, il m'a fallut du temps pour m'en remettre et apprendre à redécouvrir mon pote qui n'est pas vraiment le fantasme que je m'en étais fais, mais c'est fini aujourd'hui et on est quand même resté bon amis. Tout ça pour dire que je ne me suis pas enfuie en courant, même si j'aurai bien aimé sur le coup, et qu'il a eut la décence d'attendre que j'ai surmonté cette peine de coeur pour se moquer de moi, parce qu'apparemment, j'avais fais "une tête impayable" quand j'avais enfin capté… ^^'