By MissTippExx - 26/07/2008 12:21
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MissTippExx tells us more.
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tricksteur tells us more.
je vois que ma VDM fait des vagues, (non l'envie de choquer des personnes) mais lorsque j'ai entendu ça venant de ma voisine, j'ai bien ri (elle aussi après avoir dis sa bêtise !!!) je pense que ma voisine disait ça en lançant un message à son mari. Moi en tout cas j'ai énormément rigolé et d'ailleurs j'en ri encore !!! je ne regarderai plus jamais ma voisine de la meme façon !!!
By grogod - 08/01/2009 12:43
Dealer d'amour
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By Discophl - 21/02/2012 09:29 - France
Discophl tells us more.
Bon comme je vois que ça a été publié, je vais m'expliquer. Cette charmante jeune fille était assise presque en face de moi Et dessinait dans le métro. C'est alors que j'ai remarqué qu'en effet, elle n'avait vernie les doigts qu'uniquement d'une seule de ses mains. Quand elle a levée la tête, elle s'est aperçue que je l'observais et m'a alors rendue à son tour un joli sourire. Nous nous sommes échangés quelques regards jusqu'au moment où nous sommes tous les deux sortis au terminus. Une fois le pied posé à quai, voulant alors l'aborder pour lui faire comprendre qu'elle me plaisait beaucoup, sentant que j'allais bafouiller (je suis un grand timide), je n'ai réussi à sortir que cette phrase : "Vous avez du verni sur une seule main ...". Son grand sourire s'est transformé en un regard très étonné auquel elle m'a répondue "Oui je sais j'étais préssée ...". Elle a tracée sa route, puis je me suis retrouvé du coup très bête sur le moment ... Peut-être la reverrais-je lors de mon prochain trajet ! :)
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Cheloue la famille
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Ça ira
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Confusion
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Le même bateau
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Disneyland dans ma tête
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ne vous inquiétez pas, j'ai réussi à les enlever ! un couteau pointu a fait l'affaire ! (heureusement que je ne me suis pas loupée !)