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By Lucie - 05/02/2011 08:41 - France
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Je n'ai pas a en être fier ou pas, j'ai passé mon année autour des 15 de moyenne, je me suis planté à un ou deux exams de fin d'année. Mais dans cette école de merde, on ne propose pas de rattrapage en 3e année, et on n'a pas le droit de voir nos copies ...
Alors, je suis en Terminale Littéraire, en tant qu'élève et si ma VDM est si "peu précise" c'est que je ne pensai pas venir sur VDM pour faire une dissertation, simplement raconter une anecdote. Le but était d'amuser ceux qui liraient, non d'expliquer pourquoi. ^^ Seuls les Terminales avaient cours ce jour-là si ça peut apporter un quelconque éclairage à mon propos, et ils ont été renvoyés chez eux pour des histoires de bus. Le sujet, par ailleurs, était sur le travail. La VDM reposant donc sur l'amertume d'avoir traversé 2km de patinoire, d'avoir croisé des amis en S et ES rentrant se mettre au chaud chez eux et d'avoir été la seule classe de tout le lycée à rester.