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JakeAndCake
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Golden, CO, United States
25 years old
Saturday 16 November 1996
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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