Le malaise
By Anonyme - 25/06/2011 09:48 - France
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By Anonyme - 25/06/2011 09:48 - France
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By popop68 - 29/06/2011 20:04 - France
By Smilaf - 30/06/2011 08:53 - France
Haha ! :) Je me doutais qu'il y aurait débat là-dessus. Être sifflée lors d'une longue promenade à vélo en solo, ça rappelle juste qu'il y a un peu de vie sur cette Terre. Et puis même si ça ne donne pas forcément une bonne opinion du mec qui l'a fait, ça fait toujours plaisir, c'est un compliment. Je vois que les oiseaux ont bon goût ! ;)
By reveilbieber - 30/06/2011 13:00 - France
By uncrabe - 01/07/2011 15:13 - France
By Nafi-satou - 01/07/2011 17:59 - France
By Harry - 04/07/2011 08:14 - France
By Anonyme - 04/07/2011 15:20 - France
By MMB090109 - 05/07/2011 20:20 - France
By Superman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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By Dim - 10/07/2011 20:00 - Réunion
By rocker91 - 10/07/2011 22:08 - France
quand je dis qu'on a passé la nuit ensemble, je veux dire dans le même lit, je vais pas vous faire un dessin ... a ce moment la elle avait pas de mec, apres on est resté en contact (sms, facebook) et y avait pas d'ambiguité quand au motif de ma venue ... bon après comme je suis un mec cool ça c'est plutot bien passé et on est de bons amis mais sur le coup j'avais bien les boules quand même ... c'est la (ma) vie (de merde)
By BouitBouit - 10/07/2011 22:52 - France
By Anonyme - 11/07/2011 14:20 - Belgique
By Owned - 11/07/2011 15:17 - France
By Lyn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By angelik170888 - 11/07/2011 19:35 - France
Je voulais aller sur Paris parce qu'il y a plus d'opportunites par rapport a mon profil a savoir que je suis jeune diplome avec un Master de Comm. acquis en Angleterre (donc bilingue Anglais) et que j'ai vecu une annee en Russie avec ma futur femme (donc courant Russe). Je pourrais faire un VDM comme precise plus haut avec le manque d'experience et le 1er emploi. Merci de vos soutient et bonne chance a celles et ceux qui sont dans la meme situation. PS: Desole pour l'abscense d'accent mais je tape sur un clavier QWERTY donc pas d'accents dessus.