By Nishino - 07/06/2011 23:16 - France
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J'aime faire des listes
J'aime 500 jours ensemble, Bliss, Her, les Miyazaki, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, James Bond avec Daniel Craig ?, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Un poisson nommé Wanda, Good People, Drinking Buddies, Magic Magic et Sacré Graal
J'aime la gelée de coing, les Delajungle, les schémas, et les MP ;)
J'aime le bruit des livres qu'on démagnétise à la bibliothèque -cloc cloc !-
J'aime regarder les étoiles
Je parle aux chaussures
Je suis trop une artiste ?
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Nishino tells us more.
By Anonyme - 08/06/2011 16:45 - France
By deborah - 08/06/2011 22:10 - France
Mon mien
By Anonyme - 10/06/2011 00:00 - France
By stagiaire666 - 10/06/2011 08:17 - France
Mais chut !
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C'était un surveillant ;-)
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By choaheyo - 14/06/2011 16:51 - Royaume-Uni
Chaud devant
By Baloonophobe - 14/06/2011 22:52 - France
20/20
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By Sixxty - 18/06/2011 20:28
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je sais, ça fait un bail, mais j'ai crée mon compte il n'y a pas si longtemps, bien après avoir publié cette VDM. Je suis retombée dessus par hasard, et en voyant tous ces commentaires incendiaires à propos du fait que les portables sont indispensables aux enfants, je pense devoir avancer quelques arguments pour ma défense. Cette anecdote m'est bien arrivée, il y a deux ans maintenant, mais pas exactement dans les mêmes conditions. En réalité, ce n'était pas une colonie de vacances mais un couvent, qui accueillait des jeunes se préparant à leur confirmation, pendant une semaine. Ils manquaient d'accompagnateurs, et c'est moi, grande soeur de l'un d'eux, tout juste majeure, qui me suis portée volontaire. Les religieux y vivent dans un silence quasi-complet, pour se recueillir et se rapprocher de Dieu. Comme ils se couchent à 21 heures, il ne fallait pas que les jeunes fassent le moindre bruit après cette heure. On a eu du mal à leur expliquer le bien-fondé de ce silence. Après la première journée (et nuit!!) et avoir entendu des sonneries dans les chambres à des heures tardives, on a décidé de leur confisquer leurs bijoux, en expliquant qu'ils seraient rendus si ils réussissaient à se taire. Apparemment, ils n'ont pas compris ça non plus... Mais finalement, la prière aidant, ils ont réussi à se recueillir et le reste de la semaine s'est très bien passé, sans avoir besoin de recourir à la contrainte. Ils ne nous ont même pas tannés pour qu'on leur rende les portables!! Je n'ai pas expliqué tout ça dans ma VDM pour des raisons évidentes de place, et je me suis dit que tout le monde n'aurait pas compris. J'espère que ce pavé aura servi à quelque chose. A bientôt!
je ne l'ai récompensé qu'une seule fois mais c'est tellement un gouffre à nourriture qu'il a rapidement assimilé : araignées = nourritures. Il a même enchainé en m'apportant des oiseaux lorsqu'il a vu que je ne me laisser pas manipuler devant ses nombreuses prestation. >.< c'est un fourbe je vous dis !