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By nina - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By nina - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By maiala - 26/09/2011 09:50 - Allemagne
N'étant pas inscrite avant, je ne pouvais pas répondre. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Je tiens juste à préciser que je mesure 1m63 et pèse 47kg...! En ce qui concerne la violence, je ne l'ai jamais été. Après je m'énerve normalement, peut-être un peu rapidement, mais je ne suis pas violente!!!, faut juste pas m'enmerder, comme tout le monde! :)
By authentik47 - 26/09/2011 21:35 - Reserved
Je ne pensais pas que mon GPS voulait autant ma mort que ça... L'autoroute que j'ai pris n'étant pas toute récente ça n'a rien à voir avec la mise à jour... Malheureusement... LOL
By Anonyme - 28/09/2011 14:45 - France
By lavomatic - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Miaou_aux_States - 30/09/2011 02:26 - États-Unis
Etant l'auteure de la VDM je me permets d'apporter quelques petites précisions: je portais en fait un boxer et nul besoin de soulever la couverture pour voir que j'avais "tombé le haut", le drap avait simplement glissé pendant la nuit, c'était d'ailleurs en effet l'été. Je ne pense pas que ma belle mère me détestait mais plutôt qu'elle était assez libérée sur le sujet et pensait que ça ferait une plaisanterie amusante (ahahah j'en ris encore...). Heureusement (ou malheureusement), je m'étais absentée au moment de LA révélation, j'ai appris la teneur de la discussion quelques heures plus tard, ce qui m'a permis de mieux comprendre les regards amusés de ma belle famille et la mauvaise humeur subséquente de mon copain (ou plutôt mon ex, cette anecdote date en effet de quelques années).
By Anonyme - 30/09/2011 13:52 - France
Pour les moralisateurs et les mauvaises langues: J'avais une serviettes sur les épaules, une grosse couche de nivea tout autour des cheveux, oreilles comprises, j'ai nettoyer juste après que maman eu finit et ce avec tout un tas de démaquillants crèmes et savon... Maman est un génie...