Freakout Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML 29 416 3 662
MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML 34 865 4 751