By Meggiie - 14/02/2010 22:27
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By Meggiie - 14/02/2010 22:27
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By SF. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By caroletteviolett - 30/03/2010 17:35
Il a trois ans, il ne parle pas très bien! Si j'avais voulu respecter en phonétique, ça aurait donné "maman ve peux venir dormir avec toi, ve peur des monstres. Z'ai fait pipi dans ton yit, ve retourne dans ma sambre, yé monstres y sont patis" Mais j'ai eu peur que vous en compreniez pas :) Sinon c'est vrai que j'aurais aussi pu traduire!
By k_rol57 - 31/03/2010 15:25
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By Winola - 06/04/2010 10:34
La vérité c'est que, oui, je les aime, ils m'aiment et me respectent. Faut juste se souvenir qu'au taboo y'a un sablier et qu'en enchainant rapidement, tu rassembles pas tes idée tout le temps de façon efficace et pragmatique. Les associations d'idées se font comme ça vient ! J'étais speed, ils étaient speed et c'est sorti comme ça. Ni franchise, ni hypocrisie, c'est un jeu qui fait déraper ! Et c'est ce qui est drôle. Quant au "je ne suis pas une fille facile", on en pense ce qu'on en pense mais je trouve très drôle de répondre serieusement à un "passes moi le sel" par un "désolée, c'est pas mon genre, je ne suis pas une fille facile" ! Mais pour les mauvaises langues, je suis effectivement grosse mais belle et sympathique (oui oui c'est compatible) et ma vie amoureuse se porte comme un charme !
By Hahapasdroleleptit - 11/04/2010 19:36
By skpcs - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM Exactement le second degrès ça existe. L'humour existe dans certaines familles à beaux parents, et j'en fais l'heureuse élue.