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No-idea 5

Salut a tous Je suis l'heureuse auteurs de la vdm, et après 5 ans et un ventre qui s'arrondi, je vais réfléchir un peu avant de dire next. Bon je vous rassure mon chéri est juste un gros balourd très maladroit qui s'est retrouvé dans une situation un peu délicate quand le projet maison est devenu plus concret, et non un rancunier sadique qui n'a pas fait le deuil de son ex. En fait cet appart il l'avait acheté avec son ex (sur le papier du moins vu qu'il payait la majorité du crédit) et quand ils se sont séparés elle a refusé de quitter l'appart et de le mettre en vente. Du coup elle vivait dans un appartement a moitié payé par monsieur qui n'a jamais osé en parler de peur que je n'accepte pas, et qui ne savait pas trop comment faire pour récupérer sa part. Seulement quand elle a eue connaissance de l'évolution de la vie de mon chéri, elle lui a gentillement proposé que son conjoint racheter sa "moitié" a un prix derisoire, ce qui l'a profondément bouleversé car ca remetait en question nos projets, et qu'il a eu la maladresse de me dire qu'il voulait récupérer l'appartement plutôt que de la laisser y vivre avec un autre, au lieu de m'expliquer toute la situation. Du coup on met le projet maison de côté et on va tenter de récupérer ce qui lui appartient pour ensuite le revendre et penser a nos projets a nous