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By vCox - 21/07/2008 15:50
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By vCox - 21/07/2008 15:50
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By houbz - 18/10/2011 21:14 - Reserved
Je suis d'accord avec toi sauf qu'au bout de 5 ans elle me connait et elle sait que j'attache de l'importance au mariage. Et une blague avec une bague a la main, ça fait cher la blague LOL.. Mais elle a compris que je ne plaisantais pas et on rediscute sérieusement du mariage maintenant ! ;)
By homme - 19/10/2011 05:28 - France
By Julay22 - 19/10/2011 09:33 - France
Alors Noooon j'ai rien vu (enfin pour ce qui est du devant), il était de dos (heureusement pour mes yeux) face à une glace que j'ai évité de regarder pendant ce court instant et se "coiffait" les CHEVEUX ^^ . A peine rentrée je suis sortie !
By Daisy - 19/10/2011 14:04 - France
By Indisposed - 27/10/2011 23:13 - France
By Codeine - 27/10/2011 23:18 - France
Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)
Je vois que mes aventures, en loccurrence de merdes... font titre de débat! Sachez que cette petite phrase m'a surpris mais pas choqué, a quoi s'attendre quand une fille accepte de venir chez un mec sans le connaitre? La meme chose que moi, une bonne nuit =). La prochaine fois, je ne mettrai pas de calecon, et quand elle me demandera pourquoi je n'en ai pas, je lui réponderai : Oui je sais, c'est surprennant mais ca va plus vite, tu penses pas? ;)