nikkih_06

California, United States 31 years-old In a relationship

tbree 19 September 2014, 22:38 San Francisco, United States

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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con135 13 January 2015, 01:16 Farmingdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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