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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Twisted firestarter

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Salem, United States

Mfing kids

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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