WordSmith713

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Niles, United States

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Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous 4 February 2016, 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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notagoodtime 6 February 2016, 20:52 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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