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Bon, pour ceux et celles qui en demandent plus : Petite rue en sens unique, avec un place qui se libère à gauche, donc je me gare. Le magasin est en face, donc je sors de la voiture, travers la rue directement et ne passe pas du tout par le trottoir "côté passager". Même chose en revenant. Au moment de remonter je démarre et commence à manœuvrer, regarde dans mon rétro pour déboiter et vois un gars (jeune, 25 ans, m'a fait penser à mon frère avec son look "il est 13h du matin, je viens de me réveiller") courir en agitant les bras. Il avait laissé son chien la le temps de retirer de l'argent au distributeur (en Belgique les distributeurs sont presque toujours dans un sas de la banque, donc pas d'animaux). Furieux que je parte sans avoir décroché son chien demi-portion (désolé, je m'y connais pas en chien). Heureusement l'animal m'avait un peu suivi dans ma manœuvre et réussi à esquiver mes roues, donc n'avait rien. Inquiet pour le chien, mais ça m'a bien fait rire quand j'ai vu qu'il n'avait rien. Heureusement que le proprio m'a arrêté à temps ;o) (je me suis quand même permis de lui montrer 2-3 crochets, grilles et autres poteaux où il serait plus malin d'accrocher son chien...)
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Hop! C'est ma vdm à moi! Bonjour à tous Alors si j'ai posté c'est vraiment parce que c'est un loisir totalement atypique D'habitude, vous lirez dans les CV : lecture, voyages, ciné, sport, (et d'autres activités liées à l'élevage d'animaux... (si, si) et des activités manuelles qui me sont totalement inconnues) Le type qui me met qu'il collectionne les surprises dans les kinder, ça m'a bien fait rire. Et oui, c'est un terme qui existe et qui est référencé dans les types de collections.... Un ovokindersupriseophiliste se cache en chaque enfant....