By Anonyme - 21/05/2014 01:32 - France - Paris
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Censored
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Tell us what happened next
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By Moustix - 07/10/2014 21:12 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Je suis très contente d'avoir été publiée, et pour donner quelques précisions sur la VDM, ça m'est arrivé il y a 2 ans quand je cherchais un appart. J'y ai repensé hier parce que je suis à nouveau en recherche d'un logement, et cette fois ci la chose la plus bizarre que j'ai vu (pour le moment) est un branchement pour lave linge au dessus d'une cuvette de toilette (pratique d'accès donc). Ces dames étaient en train d'attendre le client, sous le porche de l'immeuble, et pas de doute sur ce qu'elles faisaient, j'en ai même vu une monter avec un jeune homme se cachant sous sa casquette. Pour ce qui est de leurs horaires de travail, en effet en semaine, 9h-19h ça ne doit pas être gênant, mais il y a d'autres "filles" qui bossent le weekend. Elles m'ont dit n'être que deux ce jour là parce que c'était les vacances, mais il y a beaucoup d'appartement qui servent à leur commerce dans l'immeuble. Elles ont même un vigile si les choses tournent mal. Comme vous vous en doutez, je n'ai pas laissé de dossier pour l'appart, malgré la douche balnéo dans la salle d'eau qui envoyait du pâté. Merci pour tout les commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire