Dreadhead
By Nuria1207 - 28/02/2014 01:28 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By Nuria1207 - 28/02/2014 01:28 - France
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By Haddox - 02/04/2014 17:24 - France - Paris
Bonjour bonjour! Oui bon, j'arrive un peu après la bataille (déménagement + coupure d'internet obligent) pour vous apporter quelques précisions sur cette VDM (postée sans compte, je n'en avais pas à l'époque) : - tout d'abord cette dame n'est pas fonctionnaire et moi non plus - on s'occupe du réaménagement de leur service, du coup on demande à ce que les documents importants (ici de la préfecture) nous soient envoyés directement, ce qui n'est pas toujours le cas - notre système d'archivage est plutôt efficace, on a un serveur et des gros classeurs pour garder les originaux, mais là forcément, on ne trouvait rien puisqu'on n'avait JAMAIS EU l'original - c'est ma collègue qui était au téléphone (moi je fouillais dans les classeurs), elle ne s'est pas énervée et a pris ça avec humour. Je sais pas comment elle fait, moi j'aurais craqué! La cliente s'est quand même sentie un peu conne, elle a même fini par nous scanner le fameux doc! Mais pas le jour même hein, ça devait être vachement compliqué, si ça se trouve le service repro est DE L'AUTRE CÔTE DU COULOIR...! En fait, je pense qu'elle ne voulait pas du tout gagner du temps mais au contraire en perdre. Elle nous a déjà appelés plusieurs fois pour des (broutilles) problèmes dans le but secret de nous raconter sa vie, mais elle nous a jamais fait ce coup là, elle devait avoir épuisé toutes ses autres excuses... L'avantage c'est que depuis, elle n'a pas récidivé, du moins pas encore :D Et pour finir un petit message perso à mon frère qui a dit (au sujet de la VDM) : "Noooon?! Ca existe vraiment? Je pensais que celle-là c'était un fake..." Frérot si tu passes par là, tu vas te faire fouetter avec des orties! Mouahaha... Sur ce, bonnes vacances à ceux qui en ont et bon courage à tous les autres!
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By bizz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
Hello ! Je suis l'auteure :) Personne n'a réagi spécialement, il y avait pas beaucoup de monde et puis c'était étonnant mais pas choquant. Et puis on en voit des belle dans les transport en commun ^^ surtout vers Tottenham.