By Cocquemboutique - 26/02/2009 11:56
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You are now a certified FML member
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
See, one of you was right.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Et bien, c'est la première fois que je lis les commentaire de ma vdm, et je découvre qu'elle a fait scandale ??!! c'est dingue. Surtout que ce jour là, en découvrant mes pantoufles je me suis bien marré et mes collègues également. De là à le prendre mal, c'est du n'importe quoi. C'est de bonne guerre. Quand je vois les réactions de certaine personnes, je ne m'étonne malheureusement plus de voir autant de conflit au monde. C'est qu'une blague potache, qu'un repas de sauté, y'a pas mort d'homme... Ps: je tiens à rassurer les personnes que j'ai choqué en expliquant que c'est ma charmante épouse qui m'a préparé mon sandwich.. elle n'est pas préposée à ça évidement. Elle m'a gentillement proposé de me le préparé. Aujourd'hui je me méfie, voilà tout. Bien Cordialement.
By FéeCaca - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Pour répondre à vos questions, non je n'ai rien fait à mon copain. J'étais descendue préparer des diabolos grenadines, et, en remontant, dans le reflet, j'ai vu cela. J'étais assez choquée. Ca ne m'a pas vraiment fait rire. Il devait surement avoir le cul qui gratte et telle la curiosité des gens, il a reniflé sa main. C'était ignoble, mais encore plus quand j'ai vu qu'il essuyait sa main sur ma couette. En ce moment-même, cette dernière est dans la machine à laver. Ca fait rire, seulement quand ça arrive aux autres ;)