Quand on veut, on peut
By Anonyme - 28/04/2013 17:22 - France - Yerville
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By Anonyme - 28/04/2013 17:22 - France - Yerville
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En fait, j’étais avec mon copain depuis 6 mois et il m'a larguée par Facebook car il ne voulait pas "me blesser". Je me suis rendue compte que j’avais aimé seulement en rentrant du boulot le soir donc tous mes amis ont pu le voir avant que je dislike
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By hanenhh - 01/12/2013 10:58 - Tunisie
bien évidemment le but c'est de soutenir les membres de la famille, et de les distraire, d'ailleurs les veillées (même en tunisie) se terminent souvent en joyeuses retrouvailles de gens qui se revoient après de longues années d'absence, et ça se termine souvent en éclats de rire.
By Anonyme - 12/12/2013 16:17
Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?