En miniature
By Mike Raud - 14/08/2016 07:44 - France - Bussy-saint-georges
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Mike Raud - 14/08/2016 07:44 - France - Bussy-saint-georges
By Didjichi - 14/08/2016 13:54 - France - Saint Etienne
By Erainil - 14/08/2016 22:47 - France
coucou à tous je suis l'auteure du commentaire ! C'est ma deuxieme VDM publiée grâce à bébé (la perte des eaux 10 min après m'être endormie). Comme quoi le sommeil est vraiment perturbé. Ca s'est passé hier en fait. Je voulais faire une sieste tranquillement donc le papa s'est occupé de notre fille. Je n'ai jamais dormi avec elle dans mon lit mais allez savoir pourquoi, dans mon demi-sommeil, j'étais persuadée que c'était elle que je tenais dans mes bras lol. Et ce n'était pas la première (ni certainement la dernière) fois lol.
By Superbowling - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
By Refeta - 16/08/2016 15:36 - Guadeloupe - Gustavia
By Anonyme - 17/08/2016 10:51 - France - Choisy-le-roi
By Tapaunpticlou - 17/08/2016 13:33 - France - Langon
By Nane - 17/08/2016 21:54 - Canada - Shawinigan
By tomlinsun - 18/08/2016 16:42 - France
By DoctorWife - 19/08/2016 01:29 - Pologne - Wroclaw
By Titou - 19/08/2016 06:00 - France - Toulouse
By LeMousquetaire - 21/08/2016 07:01
By Anonyme - 21/08/2016 09:01 - France - Vienne
By Blasée - 21/08/2016 20:47 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 22/08/2016 09:24
By Chatalors - 22/08/2016 10:15 - France - Vénissieux
By Jackie qui? - 22/08/2016 10:25
By Anonyme - 22/08/2016 12:27 - France
By ezaelia6 - 22/08/2016 21:34 - Maroc - Rabat
By Carlita - 23/08/2016 09:39 - France
Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteure ^^. Trop contente d'avoir enfin été publiée !! Alors, pour raconter un peu plus dans le détail... Cette anecdote est vieille de 8 ans, j'avais à l'époque 22 ans, je travaillais l'été dans une boîte dans laquelle je me faisais passablement ch**r, donc je partais me promener du temps de midi. J'avais à l'époque une vieille AX société blanche, et j'avais mis un duvet à l'arrière pour siester confortablement. Le premier mec qui a tapé à la vitre m'a réveillée en sursaut, il a marmonné des trucs du genre "Ca va ?" - j'ai ouvert la porte, répondu en souriant que oui, que je faisais juste la sieste (pensant qu'il s'inquiétait - oui j'ai vraiment mis du temps à comprendre) - s'en est suivi un dialogue de sourds à base d'onomatopées " Hein ?" "Oui hummm euh je peux ?" "Euhhh quoi ?" et quand il m'a dit "C'est combien ?" j'ai dû avoir une expression épouvantée, j'ai refermé la porte en lui disant qu'il s'était trompé, et il est parti à peu près aussi choqué que moi je crois. Le second m'a aussi réveillée en sursaut, m'a demandé le tarif avec à peu près autant de texte dans le dialogue, et là effectivement je me suis dit que j'avais mal choisi mon coin. Je n'y suis plus jamais retournée !!