By ouchy - 15/09/2018 13:30 - New Zealand - Nelson 35 5 61 180 Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 069 You deserved it 453 Tweet Share