Glissement
By Anonyme - 31/12/2010 09:15 - France
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By Anonyme - 31/12/2010 09:15 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. J'ai effectivement oublier d'y mettre l'âge de mon fils et je m'en excuse. Celui-ci a 15 ans et c'est cela qui fait que c'est une VDM.
By Anonyme - 16/01/2011 17:42 - France
C'est moi qui ai publié cette vie de merde. Je peux comprendre que cette personne a pu se prendre des réflexions dans sa face. Mais je sortais seulement de cours. Tranquillement. Je ne l'avais même pas vu. Et " Je t'emmerde Connasse " m'a fait légèrement halluciner. " Je suis désolée mais il ne fallait pas le prendre pour vous, je rigole tranquillement avec mes amis " " Ouais c'est çà " " Si on peut plus rire dans le métro sans se faire agresser où va t-on ? ". Il ne savait plus quoi dire. Mes potes qui riaient n'ont pas du arranger les choses. Mais bon. Grand Craquage de Slip.