QuelleViedeChien

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About Quelleviedechien
Ah la Vie de chien! Au fond c'est pas si terrible que ça! Quand je vois le mien, je me dis qu'il se la coule douce... Evidemment à part quand je l'embête en le chatouillant, en lui bippant le pif' ou en l'affublant de toute sorte d'accessoires pour le prendre en photo... Dans ces moments là je suis sûr qu'au fond de lui, il se dit "Quelle vie de chien"!
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Quelleviedechien's favorite FMLs

Ju_Moea tells us more.

Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)

sp0on2012 tells us more.

Oh mais ! C'est ma VDM que je lis là ! Je tiens à remercier tous mes proches, ma famille, mes amis ainsi que toute l'équipe du site, sans oublier les techniciens et les musiciens bien sûr ! :p Plus sérieusement, merci pour vos commentaires, jeux de mots etc et sachez que mon doigt va bien ! :)