By DameCunégonde - 14/01/2010 16:21
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By DameCunégonde - 14/01/2010 16:21
By cymaly - 15/01/2010 09:45
By jeff - 19/01/2010 13:26
By Lor.Do - 21/01/2010 22:50
J'ai lu avec réel plaisir tous vos commentaires. Alors je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde en même temps. Non je ne suis pas un goujat d'avoir demandé ce qu'elle voulait le jour de son anniversaire, car je lui avait tout de même acheté un petit voyage dans le sud de la france pour une semaine, je ne m'attendais donc pas à cette reponse. Mais ma copine n'est pas une insatisfaite perpetuelle, elle n'est jamais de mauvaise humeur, elle possède juste un sens de l'humour qui peut en choque plus d'un. Moi ce genre de réplique me fait énormément rire, et je dois dire que je lui ai vraiment tendu la perche (aucune connotation sexuelle svp^^) Oui je suis toujours avec elle. Pour ce qui est de son père, il va plutot bien, il s'est bien éttoufé de rire, mais il en veux plus à la mère qu'à ma copine ou moi, oui les pates étaient vraiment trop trop grosses :p Au plaisir. P.S: Pour les sceptique, oui cela s'est réellement déroulé. Cessez donc de vouloir dénicher la vraie ou fausse VDM.
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By mathilde3517 - 14/02/2010 15:53
Mais oui, il ne faut pas prendre tout ce que vous trouvez sur VDM au premier degré, le fait que je le publie prouve bien que je n'ai pas été particulièrement choquée. Humour lourd ou pas, c'est votre avis, mais tout dépend du contexte d'une relation, alors peut-être que j'ai un humour tout aussi pourri que le sien... Et oui, j'ai passé une très bonne saint Valentin, on a mangé des hot dogs tous nus devant GTA.
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By Aïe - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Le Mush - 03/05/2010 12:47
Voyant dans les commentaires que certains n'y croient pas trop, je tiens à préciser que le remplaçant en question était manutentionnaire dans mon bureau et qu'il ne m'avait remplacé que parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre choix. A savoir que dans les grands bureaux de Poste, on met à la manutention tous les gens "à problèmes" : Alcooliques, drogués (c'est pas une blague) et tous ceux dont la Poste a trop honte pour les montrer au public.
Pour info et pour rassurer ceux que ça semble choquer, j'étais chez le gynéco avec mon petit ami parce que nous attendons un bébé ... et le fou rire a été général, surtout quand j'ai dû supplier qu'il me la rende. ;-)