knanahens

Miss Savannah, United states 35 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Santa Barbara, United States

Man up

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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Unknown 7 February 2014, 14:18 Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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